I have collected a few of my favorite getting older phrases simply because I can relate to most of them. Enjoy
1. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
2. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
3. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
4. Your back goes out more than you do.
5. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
6. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
7. You don’t have to buy new clothes to look retro; you just have to dig through your closet.
8. A Night out on the town ends at 9 instead of starting at 9.
9. When your standing at the stairs and cant remember if you just came down or you were on your way up.
10. You wear black socks with sandals. (Enough said)
